So I know many of you, if not all, have some form of instant messenger whether it be AIM, MSN, YIM, Meebo, etc. Everyone's familiar with away messages and status messages for these programs. However, the default messages are always so plain and simple. If you're like me, sometimes you just gotta have fun with them, you know?
So, if you've got any favorite away messages, share them here

You know you want to. After all, there are websites dedicated to this sorta thing!
(Yes, I like threads that involve participation and sharing dagnabit! I'm a teacher after all!)
My favorites:
"If you don't stop buggin' me, I'm gonna use my
PG-13 word!"
"I only know how to do things 3 ways:
- the WRONG way
- the RIGHT way
- and MY way, which is really the WRONG way, only faster!"
(Note: The first favorite is taken from this past Sunday's Family Circus comic)
"If you're obsessed with your yesterday then you're destined to repeat it." - Ariel of Icon for Hire