Figured it was time to throw in a new game. This one has been seen on various forums over the years, and I last saw it on the Tekko forums. Here's how it works:

Basically, you're evaluating the person above you, yourself, and the person who will post below you. For example, the post order goes User 1, User 2, and User 3.

User 1:

User 2: ^ wants hugs
< needs hugs
V finds kisses better

In this case, User 2 is referring to the person above ^, themselves <, and the person who will post below them V. You can post whatever your heart desires, but keep with the appropriate forum rating.

Here we go. Since there's no one above me, I'll only be evaluating myself and the person who will post next.

< looks 14
V always mistaken for someone else.